21 8 / 2014

Anonymous said: all the numbers

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? 
i would go down on her so long i would evolve gills
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
no
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
nope
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
nope
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
we were at a party together
6. What are you excited for?
losing weight
7. What happened tonight?
i went to the fair
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
sometimes. sometimes it’s really cute. i like giggly-drunk girls.
9. Is confidence cute?
yes
10. What is the last beverage you had?
water
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
idk
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
hahahahaha they wouldn’t go up past my calves
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
cry because school starting
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
gasoline
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
no
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
hopefully
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
brian
18. The last time you felt broken?
yesterday and today kind of
19. Have you had sex today?
no
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
yes
21. Are you in a good mood?
not really
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
fuck no
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
i don’t know my dad
24. What do you want right this second?
this one girl
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
nothing cause that’s her choice and we aren’t dating.
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
yeah
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
no
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
video’s on the internet
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
yeah kind of
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
yes
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
no
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
maybe? idk.
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
nahh son i drink WAY too fucking much soda
34. Listening to?
my a.c
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
yes
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
no
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
lust, yeah. love? no.
38. Who did you last call?
my mom
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
myself
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
i wanted to.
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
yesterday at the wrap party!
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
i might have hugged my mom
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
always
44. Do you tan in the nude?
i don’t tan at all.
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
no
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
no
47. Who was the last person to call you?
my mom
48. Do you sing in the shower?
nope, the sound carries down the pipes to our neighbors
49. Do you dance in the car?
oh yeah
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
yeah i had one when i was like 10 and i really liked it
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
yesterday i guess.

sorry anon bro i got bored and it’s after 2am so i need sleep

21 8 / 2014

tsunamiwavesurfing:

kanye tried to stop taylor swift ahead of time but yall called him out of order now look

the hero you deserve but not the one you need

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21 8 / 2014

mantzoukas:

someone check up on Bill Murray make sure he is taking all his vitamins and staying hydrated I can’t take another loss like this

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21 8 / 2014

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

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21 8 / 2014

20 8 / 2014

white-people-be-like:

What made you think that finding the biggest black guy was a good idea.

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20 8 / 2014


Ray:" FLYING LASAGNA!"

Ray:" FLYING LASAGNA!"

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20 8 / 2014

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

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20 8 / 2014

why not

  • 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
  • 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
  • 3. Have you taken someones virginity?
  • 4. Is trust a big issue for you?
  • 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
  • 6. What are you excited for?
  • 7. What happened tonight?
  • 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
  • 9. Is confidence cute?
  • 10. What is the last beverage you had?
  • 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
  • 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
  • 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
  • 14. What are you going to spend money on next?
  • 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
  • 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
  • 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
  • 18. The last time you felt broken?
  • 19. Have you had sex today?
  • 20. Are you starting to realize anything?
  • 21. Are you in a good mood?
  • 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
  • 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
  • 24. What do you want right this second?
  • 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
  • 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
  • 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
  • 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
  • 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
  • 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
  • 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
  • 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
  • 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
  • 34. Listening to?
  • 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
  • 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
  • 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • 38. Who did you last call?
  • 39. Who was the last person you danced with?
  • 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
  • 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
  • 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
  • 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
  • 44. Do you tan in the nude?
  • 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
  • 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
  • 47. Who was the last person to call you?
  • 48. Do you sing in the shower?
  • 49. Do you dance in the car?
  • 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
  • 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  • 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  • 53. Is Christmas stressful?
  • 54. Ever eat a pierogi?
  • 55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
  • 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  • 57. Do you believe in ghosts?
  • 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  • 59. Take a vitamin daily?
  • 60. Wear slippers?
  • 61. Wear a bath robe?
  • 62. What do you wear to bed?
  • 63. First concert?
  • 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
  • 65. Nike or Adidas?
  • 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
  • 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
  • 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
  • 69. Ever take dance lessons?
  • 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
  • 71. Can you curl your tongue?
  • 72. Ever won a spelling bee?
  • 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
  • 74. What is your favorite book?
  • 75. Do you study better with or without music?
  • 76. Regularly burn incense?
  • 77. Ever been in love?
  • 78. Who would you like to see in concert?
  • 79. What was the last concert you saw?
  • 80. Hot tea or cold tea?
  • 81. Tea or coffee?
  • 82. Favorite type of cookie?
  • 83. Can you swim well?
  • 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  • 85. Are you patient?
  • 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
  • 87. Ever won a contest?
  • 88. Ever have plastic surgery?
  • 89. Which are better black or green olives?
  • 90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
  • 91. Best room for a fireplace?
  • 92. Do you want to get married?

20 8 / 2014

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

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